5 Love languages

Over a chinese buffet
L: Hey... do you know about the 5 love languages
Me: Uhhh... Nope.. Shoot!
L : According to this book I read , there are 5 ways
* Words of Affirmation, when you say stuff,
* Quality Time, doing things together... undivided attention.blah blah
* Gifts, due to appreciation or just because
Me: He he... Hell! we call the 3rd materilistic...
> L gives out a I'll-Melt-U-with-my-eye-beams-glare, and then proceeds<
L : * Acts of Service : pick her up from the airport, doing stuff for the other person
* Physical Touch : holding hands,hugs,the whole 9 yards...
L : Why Do you have the silly smirk on your face...mister
Me: Naah! just figured out the perfect way for 5 luv languages made for a guy
L : what is it now ?
Me:P a service, touches you, could be a gift, and that time we spend sure has quality written all over it... Scoreee!! For the chatty LAP DANCERS! The pro's of LOooouew Language

PS: L or Laureen, She is my weird li'l friend,really really warm & confused buddy.For one she is always politically correct....even during a tet -a tet with closest of friends.I've seen her literally choke when having to use nigger or any other terms of color. But its fun to be around her, to see her going through her perpetual Quartert life crisis